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RV Camping Virgins

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

First of all, let me say that I am a big fan of backpacking, tent camping, and being as close to nature in general. With that said, however, being outdoors with a properly showered and blow dried spouse who has access to all the conveniences of home allows for longer, and more enjoyable, trips. My wife and I decided to buy a travel trailer in the middle of the current economic crisis, which we thought was a bad idea initially, but it ended up being one of the best investments that we have ever made.

Since we didn’t have a pickup truck to tow a fifth wheel, we decided on a 32′ Sun Valley Road Runner travel trailer from a local dealer. Our first camping adventure took place directly after leaving the RV dealership. The Doll Mountain campground located on Carter’s Lake in Gilmer County, Georgia is one of the jewels in the Army Corps of Engineers’ recreation areas. Among its amenities include 34 campsites (roughly half of which are RV sites or dual purpose), 2 boat ramps, laundry facilities, picnic areas, and shower houses. The grounds are well kept by a full time staff and the campground is open from April-September.

When we first arrived I made several attempts to back in to the site and it took about 15 minutes, and the help of a friendly camper to get us backed straight into the site. Hooking up was simple after the mandatory orientation given by the dealer. Lighting the furnace for the hot water heater was a little more difficult but once the pilot was lit correctly the system fired right up. Within 45 minutes all the systems were running and our awning, chairs and tables were setup, ready for some serious relaxation. That’s when it hit me. Had we been tent camping we would have spent the rest of the trip gathering firewood, running back and forth to the bathroom to take showers and do laundry. Instead, we had a closet full of clothes, stove, microwave, oven, shower, and toilet. We spent the rest of our three day weekend wondering if we were ever going to go tent camping again.

Survival After Collapse

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Survival Skills
 There was a time when human beings were naturally selected to live or die based on their survival skills. The weakest of a given group would perish and not allow their genes to be passed on to future generations. The strong survived to the benefit of all their progeny, who would not inherit the weaker traits. In this modern age, however, it seems as if we are living by the motto: “Survival of the Un-fittest!” The attributes that allowed our ancestors to overcome their environment and become warriors, conquerors, and kings are seldom found amongst a modern population.
 We have become soft, sensitive, and politically correct. In our defense, however, we are not the first civilization in history to have faced this problem. The ancient Romans, after having invaded, stolen, and acquired the culture of ancient Greece, provide us with a precedence that should encourage us to change our behavior and re-learn those skills that provide strength not only to ourselves, but also to future generations.
 The 5th century AD was a lousy time to be a Roman. The excesses of Roman society, reduction of the military, and the general apathy of the ruling class led to invasion by the Visigoths in 410 AD and the sack of Rome. It is not difficult to draw parallels between 5th century Rome and the United States in the 21st century. If you asked a Roman patrician of that period how to survive in the wild, you would undoubtedly get a puzzled look and maybe the question, “without slaves and servants?”
The purpose of this article is not only to emphasize why we, as a modern culture, need to learn basic survival skills, but also emphasize why we need to teach our children how to provide for, care for, and defend themselves. After all, it is extremely difficult to start a fire with an Xbox controller, which leads us to Rule #1.

Rule #1: Learn how to start and maintain a Fire
  Being able to start a fire is perhaps the most basic of all survival skills. Humans, without warmth, will die. The heat from a fire will also kill bacteria in meat that can make you ill. It is important to learn the best type of fuel for your fire. The best firewood is seasoned hardwood between 2-3 years old. It has a grey color that lets you know it’s ready. Don’t cover your firewood with a tarp, which will prevent evaporation and hold in moisture. If you cut firewood every year you can save some for next year. In a pinch you can burn green wood but it stinks, produces a great deal of smoke, and it doesn’t make great coals. Having a disposable lighter is really handy, but you should learn how to start a fire by friction in case the apocalypse comes and you are fresh out of lighter fluid.

Rule #2: Learn how to manage your own food supply
  In an ideal situation, acquiring food would be as simple as looting an abandoned Kroger. However, looting is NOT a survival skill. Gaining a basic understanding of agriculture, as well as learning the basics of hunting and cooking will serve your much better. Planting basic staple crops such as corn, potatoes, wheat, peppers, yams, and legumes will provide a number of people with a long term food supply. However, plants need time to grow and you could starve to death in the meantime, so you had better learn how to hunt, clean, and prepare game. This thought may be repulsive to a civilized urban vegetarian but realize that vegetarians only exist because farmers and grocery stores prevent them from being hungry. A hungry vegetarian will probably take down that boar before you do and will be gleefully gutting, cleaning, and cooking while you are puking your guts out. In order to prevent meals from becoming boring and tasteless, cooking skills are a must. Grow a few basic herbs in your garden to flavor your catch. Here are the basics: basil, dill, mint, chives, oregano, parsley, sage, thyme, rosemary, and tarragon. Along with table salt, your game, vegetables, and herbs can create an almost unlimited variety of flavor.

Rule #3: Learn how to make your own shelter
  The simplest shelter is a lean-to which is built with heavier timbers leaning against a stationary member, with a cross timber providing the support. After the basic structure is in place you can apply interwoven branches with fresh green foliage to prevent rain from getting in. Shelter is perhaps one of the most intuitive survival skills because it protects from the elements and provides comfort. Creating shelters in a semi-circle with the main fire in the middle can provide a great deal of psychological comfort.

Rule #4: Learn how to apply first aid, and basic medicine
  In any survival situation, someone is bound to get hurt. Learn the basics of emergency medicine and some foundational primary care. After all, most people die AFTER the emergency is over. This is the one situation where looting will come in handy. Having an adequate supply of antibiotics, pain medication, antiseptics, bandages, splits, and other necessary gear will save lives, period. I would advise learning CPR, but in a survival situation it would probably mean more food for you anyway. He should have been looking where he was going. Survival of the fittest, remember?

Rule #5: Learn how to defend your property and family.
  This is probably the most neglected survival skill but the most important. Once you have done all the work to cut your firewood for 2 years, build your fire, plant your herbs and crops, feed your people, build your shelter, and aquire your medicine then you have the responsibility of defending what is yours. Building, or obtaining weapons and learning how to use them should be a priority. Another survival group that have not learned to provide for themselves will want what you have without doing the work. Crops belong to those who harvest. If you love your family, learn these survival skills. Become active and fit, teaching others what you know.

Hopefully you never need to use these skills but it’s always better to be prepared. Stay safe and be well.

MSR Whisperlite Internationale

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009
MSR Whisperlite Internationale

MSR Whisperlite Internationale

The folks at Mountain Safety Research know the outdoors. Having used their MSR Whisperlite Internationale multi-fuel portable stove since 1994, I can tell you that this stove is one tough hombre. Not only is the design bulletproof, but this stove will cook with nearly any fuel available. MSR recommends using White Gas when possible, but I have personally cooked with 87-octane gasoline and ate like a king. Switch out the IG jet (preinstalled) with the included K jet and you can cook with diesel fuel or Kerosene. Weighing in at less than 16oz, this stove puts out some serious heat and will boil water faster than you can say, “Man, it’s cold!” I’m on my second Whisperlite and that’s only because my 1994 version was stolen. The fuel bottle has never leaked in my pack, nor has the stove ever failed to ignite. Sometimes it takes a little getting used to how much pressure you need in the bottle, but you can pick it up pretty quick based on the type of fuel that you are using. If I had a complaint about this stove, it would be the difficulty in getting a good simmer setting, but I solved this by removing the folding aluminum heat saver that surrounds the stove during operation and bleeding off some pressure from the bottle. When the flames start to die at this low heat setting I would give it 1 or 2 pumps on the fuel bottle and it’s back in business. However, 95% of the time I operate it wide open and that’s where it really shines. At less than $80 from internet discounters such as Amazon you can’t afford to miss out on this portable cooking monster.

Transition from Tent to Camper

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Tent camping was the norm for my wife and I before the addition of two Yorkshire Terriers to the family. So the thought of being in a tent with two active puppies with equally active bladders and bowels is my personal version of a nightmare. So we decided to buy a travel trailer. We knew next to nothing about campers or RV’s in general which meant that we had a great deal of research to do. What kind? How long? What kind of features do we need? All these questions were answered by the folks at Northgate RV in Ringgold, GA.  Salespeople and I rarely seem to see eye to eye, so it was refreshing to find one that I hit it off with. Fred May answered all of our questions and a few days later we became the proud owners of a 2006 Sun Valley Roadrunner XL 27RB. We left the dealership and headed straight for the campground at Doll Mountain on Carter’s Lake to try it out for the weekend.

Our first camping experience in the travel trailer was a bit confusing initially, but we soon settled in and found out what all of the fuss was about. The first benefit we discovered after getting the electricity and water connected was convenience. When we were tent camping, my wife had to get in the car and drive to the public bath house in the campground to even use the restroom. In the camper there is a toilet, shower, and sink with full privacy and safety. The next thing I noticed was that there was more free time to actually enjoy the camp site. With tent camping we would focus most of our time on making the gear work, like messing with tent stakes,  the rain fly, sleeping bags, and propane bottles. With the RV, things just worked. The bed was made, dinner was ready in minutes instead of hours, and we spent less time looking for things that we knew we had brought but couldn’t seem to find. Now traditionalists may find these very activities a reason FOR tent camping, like part of the experience, and it is. But sometimes you just want to relax. Camping in a travel trailer allows you to focus on the parts of camping that are enjoyable  like endlessly messing around with the campfire or reading a good book or playing guitar. When the rain comes, you just go inside the camper and do something else until it quits instead of praying that you sealed all the seams correctly in your tent.

My wife and I will still go tent camping, but without the puppies and probably in conjunction with some hiking. So if we are going to get drenched, smoky, and tired, the destination will make it all worthwhile.